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03:27 <Skyblayde> I fucked up. I tried to be a Dragon amongst Dragons. I get it, i'm not. All I ask now is permission to idle as is the #suidrewt way and only speak when spoken to, and learn from you all in the mean time.
04:51 <Skyblayde> I will ride on my own credibility in the mean time. 04:51 <Skyblayde> and attempt to build/establish myself with good deeds. Set by: matt QOTD List
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03:27 <Skyblayde> I fucked up. I tried to be a Dragon amongst Dragons. I get it, i'm not. All I ask now is permission to idle as is the #suidrewt way and only speak when spoken to, and learn from you all in the mean time.
04:51 <Skyblayde> I will ride on my own credibility in the mean time.
04:51 <Skyblayde> and attempt to build/establish myself with good deeds.
Nokio is a buttpirate.
11:09 @sloat: somebody farted on the router at buyvm
11:10 @Vergessen: it happens
11:10 @Vergessen: its uplink is actually wireless and someone wanted to make some popcorn so it lost the uplink
12:50 @thom: i feel bad for the CIA guy assigned to watch me
12:55 @Vergessen: agreed
12:56 @sloat: i think mine committed suicide out of boredom
12:56 @thom: lol
12:56 @thom: "4pm: still masturbating"
12:56 @sloat: hahahaha
12:57 @Vergessen: 5pm: watching masturbation via face time from iphone to ipad..wtf
12:59 @thom: looool
12:59 @thom: 5:02PM: crying to self, windowshades down
13:01 @Vergessen: 9:01Pm done crying, masturbating again
13:02 @sloat: it's like you guys have a window in to my soul
13:02 @Vergessen: no I just found the feed
17:25 @betrayed: sloat this is for you
17:25 @betrayed: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz19oqnl4I1qa0uujo1_500.jpg
17:28 @sloat: that's my life
17:28 @sloat: except wtf would an engineer make a swing that's unusable
17:29 @betrayed: vcv
17:36 @sloat: vcv would hand weave the rope used after he grows the plants for the fibers
15:07 < St3v3> i have a good feeling about this server
15:21 -!- St3v3 [~gg@c-174-54-210-19.hsd1.pa.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds]
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< xmascake> hi
<@veratten> no
< xmascake> ?
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resin: so am i the only one who think a7x is a good band?
@sloat: a7x?
resin: avenged sevenfold
@sloat: oh, yeah you're the only one
resin: lol so be it then
resin: gay
resin < quits [leaving]
10:27 < Phix> whatever that sounds gay
10:29 -!- Phix is now known as Dhix
<@Nokio`> some women are attractive when pregnant. kari byron is not.
<@sloat> nok, i died a little bit on the inside when I saw her
<@Nokio`> yeah i know
<@Nokio`> i was like "damn, some guy's fuckin her and it's not me!"
<@Betrayed> sorry about that
<@sloat> did she wear a venom shirt when you hit it, be?
<@Betrayed> nope she wore the hat the guy with the mustache wears
<@Betrayed> ...or did I sleep with that guy?
<vcv> you have a macbook? you homo!
<sloatx> vip's not here, so you must be addressing boofa
<vcv> yeah
<sloatx> he's a homo erectus
<kaboofa> yeah
<kaboofa> i write ruby on rails
<kaboofa> i'm gay as fuck
[21:57] <xNokio> steve is gay
[22:00] <`Steve> am not
[22:01] <xNokio> prove it
[22:03] * `Steve sucks on balls
[22:03] <`Steve> wait.. thats not right
[11:12] <mari0> my day of sucking is 1/3 over :D
[11:15] <sloat> maybe not the best choice of words/career
[11:19] <vergessen> heh
[11:23] <mari0> yeah, probley not
* mari0 is a man whore
[11:23] <mari0> secretly...
[21:15] <@betrayed> time to download the midget porn database
[21:18] <xNokio> ooM
[21:19] <xNokio> damn. i've known for a long time now that midget porn existed, but there's a whole database dedicated to it now?
[21:19] <@betrayed> yes
[21:19] <xNokio> what's this sick, sad, demented world coming to?
[21:20] <@betrayed> that was the sole purpose of #liek
[21:20] * xNokio shakes his head and slaps betrayed with his scat porn database
[21:21] <xNokio> if yer gonna go, go all the way: get yerself a scat collection =P
[21:25] <xNokio> hmm, i can't help but wonder if i'm gonna end up on the qotd again, for the second consecutive time
09:17 xNokio until then, i got my nightly pussy
09:17 xNokio where's yours?
09:17 vip` at the store buying me some fathers day shit
09:17 vcv mine is at her apartment right now, but im not whipped
09:17 betrayed At work supporting me.
09:17 xNokio lmfao
09:17 xNokio chauvinist
09:17 vip` haha ^5
09:18 betrayed proud of it too
09:17 xNokio until then, i got my nightly pussy
09:17 xNokio where's yours?
09:17 vip` at the store buying me some fathers day shit
09:17 vcv mine is at her apartment right now, but im not whipped
09:17 betrayed At work supporting me.
09:17 xNokio lmfao
09:17 xNokio chauvinist
09:17 vip` haha ^5
09:18 betrayed proud of it too
<vcv> did you polymorph the singletons into a factory?
<sloat> nope
<sloat> and kudos on the buzzwords
<vcv> i try
<vcv> i dont even know what i said
<mari0> well i'm stupid so i don't count for anything :)
[06:03] @sorrow`: old ppl aren't that smart
[06:03] @sorrow`: thats why the die
<Wargod> brb roof is leaking
<sloat> bottle it and sell it...that's how they make dasani
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<@sloat> whats up blacknesses
< Steve--> just drinkin a 40, thinkin about killin whitey
<Wargod> arg//??
<sloat> vckxkvxckvxckk
<sloat> that was a drum roll
<resin> thats one shitty drumroll
<sloat> :(
<Vergessen> listens to phish
<Sloat> kill yourself
<Sloat> now
<Vergessen> commits suicide next
<Sloat> die die
<vcv> phish?
<vcv> yeah, you should kill yourself then
<Sloat> phuck that
<Matthew--> lol
<Vergessen> heh
<Vergessen> I listened to it once, my sound card broke
<Sloat> grateful dead wannabes...not that i like them either
<vcv> hate, it can bring you down, and make your day in the matter of hours
<Vergessen> the funny part is I am not kidding, it was for chiefmojo and I was testing the cd I got for him and the sound card broke
<vcv> phish broke your sound card?
<Vergessen> yes
<vcv> thats a new level of sucktitude
<Vergessen> I think the soundcard gave its own life to keep me from listening to it
<vcv> a noble sacrifice
<Vergessen> yes, the greatest thing it had ever done
<@Betrayed> tmodns, connected through a cell phone?
< phine> starbucks
< phine> tmobile
<@Betrayed> heh, i have not been in a starbucks in years
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<@Betrayed> he has and alaways will annoy me
<@Betrayed> i mean I see his host and start thinking about ways to attack him
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[22:00] <Matt> never irc as root.
[22:00] * resin (~root@xxx.swbell.net) Quit (Client Quit)
* Vergessen is drunk
< sigkill`> what'd you have? 2 beers?
<Betrayed> oh yeah, cross country on keys
<Betrayed> skis evey
<Betrayed> skis arg
* Betrayed breaks his fingers
if you can read this, giant aliens are invading my home. this is the first link i came to and i dont have any time to switch to a more publicized website due to my 28.8k modem. please, for the love of god, call 911 and tell them that abel tesfay is about to be or is in the process of being brutally abused and anally probed by some kind of vegetable aliens from outerspace that landed in my backyard. i don't know why, or how they got here, but PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND HELP TO 1970 ROCKY M.a;srmawot;lgmlhdnmc 3
* kaboofa (x@x.pa.comcast.net) Quit (crashing)
<Liquidblue> matt
<Liquidblue> we should build an IRC client into zephyr
00:01 @ vcv : shane, are you tronned
00:02 shane` : tronned?
00:02 @ vcv : stoned
@ Betrayed : Everyone knows that butter knives are "gateway weapons" leading to brass knuckles, machetes, and semi-automatic weapons.
[04:39] kick my flip: life sucks worse than sloat
shane: I forgot other people than me and death can get kicked
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[02:54] @sorrow: speaking of ash, i need to smoke, brb
@sorrow: ill be some big brother with a little dude running around, trying to pickup chicks and smoking bowls around the corner while the ladies are distracted
[22:46] <@Sloat> hey i crashed photoshop
[22:46] *** vcv- (vcv@69-160-23-163.kntnny.adelphia.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[22:47] <@Sloat> and vcv too
Topic for #liek: [ #liek - www.liek.net - http://stats.liek.net ][ prizym = Michael Jackson ]
< shane> anyone ever use a website to get plane tickets and want to recommend?
<@Fyre`> priz dont run from you problems
<@Fyre`> just face your child molesting charges like a man
<@Fyre`> a boy fondling man
<shane> there is a special place in hell, down the hall from hitler, for real player
«mari0» god loves flaming homosexuals
[01:46] @vcv: Take a hotdog, and cut a tunnel throught the entire thing, and shove a slim jim through it. So it has a slim jim center. Then you dip it in breadcrumbs, fry it, than dip it in melted cheese and wrap bacon around it. Serve it on a heavily buttered roll and chow down.
[01:46] Death-: vcv, what's that
[01:46] Death-: the recipe for instant heart attack?
<PRIZyM> bragg blvd is where LOTS of dirty hookers walk up and down
<Phix> so thats where your mom works?
<PRIZyM> actually my mom does work on bragg blvd
Zorlon, ILL STICK A FUCKING GAS CAN IN YOUR CUNT AND LIGHT IT, just so i can watch your vaginal bloody chunks fly and splatter on the wall. then ill take a spatula and scrape it off the wall and stick it in a frying pan with lard and fry it up and put it on whole grain bread, and feed it to you like the whore you are
<Lithium> no being gay
<Lithium> ~assrape shane
@Steve-: i dont want to sacrifice my uptime just because my monitor blew up
@Steve-: i dont want to sacrifice my uptime just because my monitor blew up
<resin-> im going crazy without newsgroups
<Sloat> i'll fix your newsgroup problem
* Sloat gets resin- pregnant
<Sloat> there...deal with that
<resin-> gee, that was quick, i usually get dinner first
RX-: i just got out of jail, apperantly prostitution is illegal
[06:03] @sorrow`: old ppl aren't that smart
[06:03] @sorrow`: thats why the die
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* PRIZyM is now known as plot--
* shane2 is now known as plot
<shane> GOT IT
<shane> NINJA WHAT
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[05:35] mari0: maybe if he'd just stop using his modem as a vibrator
[05:47] @Steve: at first glance i thought that said "his mom's vibrator"
«banned-» ill spank you
«kikmyflip» ok
«+kaboofa» I GOT IT UP!!!
[12:09] <iambud> oh fuck yeah
[12:09] <iambud> ass fucking
[12:09] <[iambud> who in here wants to ass rape who?
<RX`> hey man a piece of sloat that big is a news story
<Death-> stupid comcast, stop fucking up
* Death- kicks it in the balls * Death- (Death-@*.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Ping timeout: no data for 251 seconds)
<Betrayed-> PRIZyM: your the one always asking me to put it in your ass
<PRIZyM> but you are the one that does it...
<Betrayed-> so we are gay, oh well
[00:21] <shane> sloat, go buy me a helicoptor
[00:21] <shane> er
[00:24] <@Sloat> no...but i'll buy myself one and fly over your truck and pee on it
* Death- pokes ash
<NeoV> *oh shit
<Tom`> ?
<NeoV> death touched ash
<NeoV> she's a goner
<Tom`> no
<Tom`> she just has herpes now
<NeoV> close enough
[16:30] <Steve-> my uptime makes me horny
21:27 * mari0 has sex w/notepad
<Tom`> you're probably the final boss of the internet
<@Betrayed> heh
<Tom`> which is why no one has beat it
<@Betrayed> as long as I have whiskey no one will beat me
<kikmyflip> oh dont stop, he stole my man
Liek001 > [~Liek001@n2-217-129.resnet.drexel.edu] joins #liek
Liek001 : i'm that guy who cheated on your liek server a long time ago.
Liek001 : for tnet
<Sloat> you know...instead of doing zephyr in c, let's use tcl and gtk
<bit[]> thats as funny as dead baby jokes sloat
<bit[]> oh wait..those are pretty funny
mari0- : isn't evertything i do gay?? :X
<Betrayed> black people are all rapists. I saw it on tv
<qaz`> ohshit
<qaz`> brb
*** qaz` quit (o_O )
<Betrayed> he saw a white girl he had to rape
<Betrayed> black people are all rapists. I saw it on tv
<qaz`> ohshit
<qaz`> brb
*** qaz` quit (o_O )
<Betrayed> he saw a white girl he had to rape
kaboofa : i told a kid to save the world and kill himself today
kaboofa : i was thinking of you.
kaboofa : because you're pimp
kaboofa : or something like that.
RX- : boof quit coming on to me.
<MKR> steve is planning to take over the world by giving everyone herpes, and selling a cure
<Steve`> damn it mkr, how did you find out?
<MKR> a little nerd told me
[12:03] * Kaboofa is away: having sex with my boyfriend!
«@Matthew--» btw did you try the new catalyst?
«RX-» running it now, haven't gamed on it, works fine
«@Matthew--» i'm afraid of updating it... i just went back to 3.6... pos 3.8
«RX-» resin had problems with it, but he's resin
«RX-» he'd have problems with notepad
[21:21] <liek> rx sucks stinky cowballs
«@Sloat» just cause i eat beans from the can and take the shoes that people throw over power lines, that makes me a hobo?
(03:28) +Jeff` . your prepubescent angst is old and overrated. go listen to your papa roach and linkin park with a razor in your hand
<RX> HAHAHA, buttsex gives you sloatdick
Jeff`: chiefmojo
Jeff`: Oh I watch you there
Jeff`: through the window
Jeff`: And I stare at you
Jeff`: You wear nothing but you
(You see where this is going_
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@Steve-: priz your male chinese sex slave is here
«+MrChief» Phish - First Tube [5:20/6:45]
«@Steve-» first tube of lube for child molesting?
«@Steve-» didnt he get off on those charges?
«+MrChief» no, the pics
«@Sloat» i discovered heterosexuality when i discovered whacking off to pictures of girls felt better than whacking off to pictures of guys
<PhiX^> Weather Girls - It's Raining Men [0:01/5:30 :: 471/721 :: 128 kbps] !PhiX^
[12:27:03] <Steve-> hey guys, lets all chip in and get vip's gf a diaphragm for her bday
<SH4NE> plus i fucked YOU, making you the queer
matt1210: RAPE
deathxi2001: so? :P
deathxi2001: im good at rape
deathxi2001: its my specialite
[10:43:27] <Matthew> partially
[10:43:39] <Matthew> its in place but not really in use
[10:43:57] <MKR> like prizym's penis?
<Chiefmojo> brick?
<RX-> for throwing/hitting/building houses... you know... red, made of clay
<RX-> brick.
I haven't Failed, I just found 2000 ways not to Succeed
<SH4NE> oh dear god i need a second to marinate on that
<Matthew> people do not marinate
+RX violates shaft's colon with burning oil
Shaft-: thats kinky
+Ash--: what about banned?
+Ash--: he doesnt know what to do with a naked girl
@Matthew-: ok 3
@Lithium`: what do u guys think would happen perhaps if...
@Lithium`: a rubber slipped off inside of someone?
@Lithium`: u think the girl would feel it?
<PhiX^> Elvis Presley - You Were Always On My Mind [0:30/3:41 :: 416/416 :: 128 kbps]
<PhiX^> ownage
MKR: vcv is a barnyard pimp
@bit[]: just call me father farm
[@betrayed] I think I once heard gcc laugh at me. I had worked for 22 hours that day though so I am not sure
+RX`: you like to lick the jizz off of my knob death
Death-: when'd that happen? i musta been sleep lickin' again
@Lithium`: whatsup be
@Betrayed: hello pothead
<kaboofa> btw: i'm not a fag, i'm bisexual you dumbass
RX`: i swear to fucking shit you (phix) touch a god damn thing in that closet i'll rape you with the rubber end of a plunger
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«@Phix» tyler, in a moment of genius, i went at the spider with febreeze
«@Phix» sprayed it 3 times
«@Phix» and realized i just made it smell fresh then smashed it with the bottle
* Prizym is redneck trash
@betrayed: I could beat on an aolers door saying I was from the aol police and they needed to come with me and they would come
<@Phix> sig send shaft a picture of your wang
<Shaft-> I've already seen
<Shaft-> I'm in awe
<vcv> it [linux] started because some nerd wanted a free OS that still sucked but people would like anyways
qaz`: its official, masturbation affects typing accuracy and mouse coordination.
<qaz> black people suck
<Betrayed`> ~mode #liek +m
* liek sets mode: +i
abel`: ill do it :D
abel`: for free, just give me KFC every day
@Sloat: dammit...i always forget obvious stuff
@Sloat: like pants
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@Steve: nice
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••• Steve` is now known as Steve
@Steve: nice
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sloat: i go outside and stand in a pool of water under a tree, cover myself in aluminum foil, and whack off
<vcv> thats why women shouldnt have any rights
SLaK`: there isnt an episode 4 you know
Chiefmojo: youll be #1 to me, rx
* Chiefmojo winks.
<Sloat> i swear...that's the last time i'll ever try to eat my underwear
vcv: HAAHHA
vcv: one of these pointers points to 0xbaadf00d
<Steve> read the first line of genesis chapter 11 "at that time all mankind spoke a single language" ask any anthropologist... that is not true
<resin> i would take the word of the bible over an anthropologist
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@Matt: do you have the FCKGW key nokio
Nokio: FCKGW-(censored)
RX: i dont have a pet goril... oh my sister =
Pope: your pet llama tried to touch my ass
qaz: i think all this jacking off i haven't been doing is affecting the speed of my typing
qaz: and my accuracy
@Steve: sloat do you have a sisteR
@Steve: can i have sex with her
@Betrayed: steve has found viagra
@Sloat: ask her
@Betrayed: um, hey, sloat's sister, can I sex0r you?
«@Matt» blargh i neeed to sleeep
«@Matt» and wtf am i adding extra e's
«RX» cause you wanna be like erin
«@Matt» nah i don't think so
«RX» LIAR!
«RX» YOU WANT TO BE A WOMAN!!!
«@Matt» no, you're the LIAR
«RX» wtfever
«@Matt» you are a WOMAN
«RX» =O
«RX» YOU TOLD THEM MY SECRET
«RX» I"M NEVER SLEEPING WITH YOU AGAIN!!!
«@Matt» SORRY
@Sloat: !phone [censored]
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@Matt: !phone <script language="javascript"></script>
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Seth: does that mean priz's penis is nonexistant?
pr3p: yes
MKR: i went to boyforsale.com, expecting some simpsons joke site, and it's all bondage crap
@Lithium catches the huge candleholder and sticks all components of it up RX's ass
RX: ooh lithy
RX: you know i like it like that
RX winks at lith
[07:43] @Betrayed makes a $200 on liek.net
[07:43] @vcv: lol, matt would sell it
RX: i was forced to investigate my moms boyfriends digestive system in-depth
RX: .... with my nostrils ;[
RX: for about the last half hour straight
<MKR> phix lost his virginity to a gay rapper
<phix> his name was Antoine
[02:08] RX: vcv is a follower of intro-rectal digestion
[02:09] @vcv-away spits poop at rx
@vcv: ok..so you and moparx would talk on voicechat all night?
@Matt: we did
@vcv: sounds homosexual if you ask me
@vcv: sloat did you just say your gf put jiz on a zit on her leg?
@Sloat: i'm pretty sure...i might have imagined that though
[02:09] Johnny: sometimes I forget my real name and that bothers me, but then I go out and murder someone and I feel better about myself.
[02:10] Johnny: Usually if they have a chocolate bar I'll let them go.
<RX> somebody say something funny we need a new qotd
<MKR> prizym tried to rape me with a tuna
* RX hangs his head in shame
<sappy> resin doesnt like tits and pussy
<resin> yea
<resin> if it was my way..
<resin> gay
[19:04] <seth> i hate my penis
Prizym: im learning cobol
RX: i'm not flooding
Kick: RX by Cow (flood)
<plot> jake's a troll
<Betrayed> yes, I like to feed him my poop
plot: i think your (Prizym's) mom did it to me
plot: when she gave me herpes, i kinda lost all my humor
<Steve> <girls talking to each other> lets go to a LAN party.. we can find some real winners there!
<Prizym> I have .gay "files" in my anus
Betrayed-: plot, I hope she is doing all right, remember you may have to beat her if she acts up
plot: be, she had crabs, thats aiight
Betrayed-: heh, Thats from when I stow them away on crowded boats
<Lithium> i'll sleep with matt!
bugslep: MATT KICK HIM U POWER WASTER
bugslep: U WASTE UR POWER INSTEAD OF FLEXING IT D:::::
«RX» what about the east river?
«@Steve» thats 100% sewage
«@Steve» and other garbage
<Sloat> i hate it when my peiner just falls out of my fly hole
<Ash> me too
RX winks seductively at nok
Nokio slaps RX with his purse
plot: i love the slidshow thing in winXP
plot: makes looking at porn pics so damn easy
MKR: great, a lazy way to jank off
<S|hane> port loves the cock
<PortSurfer> Shane: You know it!
<core1> My penis is cool.
<core1> It's like an inch long but I still love it.
<Prizym> I had sexual intercourse with your grandmother, she rubbed her vercacose vained saggy boobs all over me and then I licked all the dust of her saggy vagina
<Prizym> yeah, my penis looks like a 11 yr old boy's
<Prizym> yeah, my penis looks like a 11 yr old boy with no pubes
Prizym: smells like stink nuggets in my room...
sigkill: Ash do you want to fuck matt
Kaboofa: I do.
Death gayly slaps matt
<plot> i felt like masterbating at 6:00 this morning, and i couldn't go back to sleep afterwords...
Prizym: NEVER stick your dick in after softing the plastic
Prizym: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was THAT embarressing
Prizym: mp3 // Korn - 06 - Faget [05:49]
Prizym: ^my fav song, NO JOKES PLEASE
Prizym: no one go on my boyfriend's nick
Louis: Lithium must u laugh at ppl who dun speaks well in eng?
<Prizym> racism makes the world go round
@Sloat: i need an snes disassembler
jake_g2: in what langauge?
<vcv> i havent been outside since wednesday
@Quick: You need to be 35.
DyJyTyL: then i'll make my dog president and i'll be vice president and secretly give him all the dirty work
DyJyTyL: dog years
plot: qaz ===D~~~~ O: phix
Prizym: im gonna turn my website into a gay singles meeting place
Prizym: I told you was gonna stick my penis in your asshole until it is so fucked up they need to go into surgry and make a new one and then I am gonna assrape that one with the stiches and everything
DmonKilla: your almost as cool as an arab with a plane, Prizym
WoodTastesFunny: Hey sexy
<Ash> i am whore
@Matt: Darryl, what r u smoking?
@Darryl: crushed asprin
@mAnimal: couldn't get it out fast enough
<SLaK`> imagine two homeless people fighting to near death for a sandwich
Prizym: id sell the whole package for $20 and a happy meal...
Nick: BanneD is now known as mGay
Cow: im a cow, moo-ooh.
aolr0x0rs
* box fucks lith!
<Ash> Be scares me
Mario1210: fag arse
Borninbrklyn: thats me!
* box am gay
* Prizym teabags Cow
<Dustin> butt sex is wild and it doesn't cause a child
RX: never a good thing
RX: when parents walk in on you ;[
<vcv> ....im 5 feet taller than my cat
<Bubbler> GET OFF MY FLAG YOU DESKTOP
@demongoat: i'm not a typical gay i'm a geek damn it!
project: brb gotta take old plywood off of my window
Nick: Prizym is now known as BigGayAl
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<ini> Man, DSL is awesom
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<vcv> what part did you have trouble with?
<Sloat> reading it
* Ash plays with vip's boobs
box: box am fag
<Lithium> well since i don't have a penis
[00:08] <Ash> but i will be wearing more than my sunglasses
<Lithium> well since i don't have a penis
[00:08] <Ash> but i will be wearing more than my sunglasses
<Lithium> well since i don't have a penis
Quit: Shaft (_Isuck@anon-356350.ipt.aol.com) Quit: I wish I could be cool
* BanneD is away, diary queen
Quit: BanneD (banned@anon-329104.phil.east.verizon.net) Quit: im bi
<cryr> and she lactates on my back as i give her a piggy back ride
<bongman> made my acoustic guitar into a bong!
<omni> i think seeing the movie hackers has had an adverse effect on me
<Matt> vcv dont make stupid qotd's
<Matt> vcv why did u change the qotd to moo?
moo
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why be difficult when with a little more effort you can be impossible?
<winGuy> Linux is for people who hate themselves.
@Steve: dont worry ash, we'll get sick of doing nudies of you in 5 minutes
[17:24] <Sloat> no! don't hack me!
<Sloat> i'm gay
<vcv> "he who follows the lies which cometh from the mouth of thy irish man shall burn in hlel for eternity"
<icon> i took my ring off to masturbate and now i cant find it
<Matt> okay be that should solve most of the problems with the script
+LiekBot: I suck
<Matt> Moo
<Matt> i fergot to $replace(%qotd,$chr(32), )
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